Oh the parade of celebrity chefs and their wooden, terrible acting. Not a decent, non-stilted line delivery among them.

Well Kristen Bell is ageless so she can still be Anna whenever the live action happens. 

Which is the best kind of win 

Sure, “sounds like” 

Hopefully it lasts long enough to get Song of the South starring Tracy Morgan. 

Yeah this story always makes my stomach hurt. Guys really got hosed. 

I had always assumed they just didn’t clear it, being that sampling was still the Wild West in the 90s. A different article explained it a little more, and it sounds shittier because they did try to do it legit. Originally they cleared a portion with the understanding they would split it 50/50. Then the Stones’…

NAME NAMES!!!

Same rule applies to listeners of Everclear 

When DJ Kahled introduced “Lil Baby” I was more than a little disappointed that it wasn’t Bobby Moynihan rapping in a diaper.

In that case, Salty would suggest you only tip them 40%

Posting as “squirtloaf” could only help Uwe Boll at this point

Maybe it was an accident, because were it intentional this show couldn’t resist falling over itself to point it out. Repeatedly. 

To highlight of just how much of a controlling pain in the ass Fosse could be, I always point to the (possibly apocryphal?) anecdote of how he made Reinking audition 3 different times to play the role that was actually her in All That Jazz. I’m sure the studio wanted some screen tests because she was relatively unkn…

You’d better BELIEVE that’s a paddlin’

Who could have guessed that Ellis likes Happy Days and Simpsons enough to combine them into one screen name?

They’re in for a ruder surprise when Otto exchanges with them a ham salad sandwich made with horseradish instead of mayo   

It would be great if a late night show would bring this sort of thing back: bring in a star to do a random performance. Not plugging something, not doing a parody of something (or unimaginative straight remake of a goofy video), and certainly nothing that gives another excuse for fucking Fallon or fucking Corden to…

Yeah the biggest weak spot is the fake beard on Rockwell. I thought they perfected that technology with Lost and others. And yeah, Scheiders’s shoes are almost even more daunting to fill than Fosse’s so Rochwell already had too much to live up to.