I never want to  hear that “gabbagool” pronunciation in any voice other than James Gandolfini’s. Just the way the good lord intended

Weird Al??

Incredibly, playing a fishman-fuckmonster in Shape of Water was NOT the creepiest character in Doug Jones’ career.

As if this couldn’t get creepier, they had to describe the foam as “supple”. Gross.

Everytime I see that last one I hear the greasy KFC fart he looks like he’s squeezing out.

I read that too quickly as “pubic menace”

To me it was a shitty date and he acted like a douche, but he did back off when she said no, but he did try again later, but he did stop again, but when she texted him and called him out on it he did apologize and said he didn’t realize, but when she went public he had a weak apology/response.

I’d think the only good use of an ALF salad dressing would be to keep the wolves away.

When that overrated song first came out, I remember him on mtv giving interviews about how he’s greater than the Beatles. Maybe he was being sarcastic, but he sure came off like an arrogant dick with zero irony. 

Bith, pleath 

I like the premise that Donald is not a sailor, it’s just Daisy is into some role playing and it got out of hand. That’s a retcon I can get behind.

“Here’s my list of the top five High School Musical songs about cooperation and teamwork!”

Earlier seasons seemed to be building towards something. Now it’s just repeating the same cycles with him. I’m not encouraged by interviews where Bob-Waksberg says they don’t have an endgame in mind and they could just keep going indefinitely.  I still enjoyed season 5 but I hope it doesn’t just spin its wheels   

I like the one that’s all snarky about bad movies.

Yes, but it comes with a free frogurt!

It’s the only correct choice, at least as long as they still refuse to create a “Charles Durning Falling” emoji. They also won’t answer my requests for a “Charles Durning Dancing” emoji so I can best sum up O Brother, too. 

I’ll never agree with (or BE agreed with) on a Coen Brothers list because I always like their weird outlier flicks like Hudsucker and Llewyn Davis and Burn After Reading better than the more commonly praised Fargo, Barton Fink, or No Country. (And my love for all are pretty close, with the exceptions of Cruel…

He’d be a brilliant  Gus the Theatre Cat. Unless that’s McKellan’s role.

Only if Pfeiffer does it in her Catwoman outfit, please and thank you.

Too bad Portlandia is no more. This article could be the basis of a whole episode.