It’s the answer to the age old question: “What would have happened if Gwen Stefani got a massive head injury during her Harajuku girl phase?”

But according to IMDB the episode aired April 10, 2008. Its only April 7.

Freedom ‘Nuts

Donut Styx sucks

Steak fries suck when they’re not cooked long enough. The best use of them are in poutine or Jersey/disco applications

Christ, that just means that teen smartasses from the mid-2000s are old enough to be Simpsons staff writers now. Ugh.

Yeah I don’t often watch Kimmel but with Colbert off this week I saw a little. That segment made me cringe, and it’s because of everything to mock this abomination of an administration for, that is so not one of them. Let’s not play their games or give more reasons for conservative hacks like Hannity to play the…

“Choose the one where I don’t look like Jay Leno’s dead body after its been in the river for a few days.... oh, they all look like that? Then at least use the one where I look like I’m either weirdly smirking or letting out a fart without being caught... perfect.”

Isn’t Carolla some sort of a right winger now? When Hannity realizes that I can’t wait to see his back pedaling to defend Carolla being on Man Show, since he has to knee jerk support anyone spouting off against liberals.

God, and that’s one of the nicer things I could think to call him. Believe me, Twitter, he could and should be called much worse

Oh god. So that must mean the blonde to his right in the screenshot is the next gen clone from the Coulter/Conway/TammyLahren Blonde Hatebot Regenerator. *shudders*

That’s cause this guy is still trying to pretend he’s not evil and he thinks it’s working. That’s even more insulting. At least the rest of the scoundrels have given up thinking they can fool anyone but their base.

Seriously. Even split into categories (like “Trump family”, “Congress”, “Cabinet”) with three choices each is still not enough options.

You fucking KNOW this dipshit still makes Napoleon Dynamite and Austin Powers references as if they just came out last week.

Christ, what an asshole.

“The Impossible Dream” played at half tempo on a slightly out of tune piano.  

Yeah it was... disconcerting. And that’s from someone whose Catholicism was full on lapsing at that point.

Don’t you hate pants?

Agreed, but I was glad when Adam couldn’t play along with the “giving the band silly names” gag this week. He kinda summed up what I was feeling about it, that half of U2 gave themselves weird names so it made sense to take the piss out of it, whereas this just felt like halfheartedly extending the bit just because.

Yes, Gillan is otherwordly, too. Between him and Neely, that was a strong one-two punch outta the gate that is hard for anyone to compare against.