What, you don’t want that guy mansplaining sex positivity to you?

I’m looking forward to the scene of thousands of Muslims throwing a celebratory dance party in Jersey City that day

Was it above or below New York City on the call sheet?

Whoever wins... we lose

I’m firmly in the liberal bubble so the only time I hear about her is articles like this mocking her. Is she taken seriously at all by the right?

Plus conservatives are surprisingly quite okay with Russians lately.

Hell, with this goddamned kinja format it’s a wonder if anyone reads any of these.

The final straw was when he kept wanting tests for the type of high heeled shoes for Rey to wear on Tatooine

Hey, David Koepp, let’s not be too smug or too fast to throw LaBeouf under the vine-swinging monkeys. He may suck, but he didn’t write the script of Crystal Skull, nor create the awful character of Mutt. My disappointment with the film had far more to do with the shit script.

He didn’t use the word “Trump” once, didn’t include photos of Donnie looking heroic, and never once mentioned how huge his hands are. No way Don the Con read it or had Ivanka read it to him.

Coulterizing makes each new young victim even more hateful.

I KNEW that stuff was made out of donkey jizz.

I read something last year that the material he wants his suits made from is very soft, almost like silk and thus can’t hold a shape like a normal suit. He’s basically wearing giant pajamas. Which, fuck, I can’t really begrudge anyone. Still I’d think a decent tailor could make it work. But judging by his doctor,…

I’m glad he’s gone but sad that he likely won’t get sent to jail with the rest of them because he was too incompetent to ever be allowed into the collusion coverup planning.

Wait, we were supposed to be keeping our garbage-ness a secret?

The only thing I learned from this new video is that Kellyanne Conway would look equally terrible as a redhead

She also clearly thought she’d be hailed as some sort of champion by everyone who hates Trump. Instead most of us were like “Oh, I forgot about that tacky drama queen. Guess she needs attention again.”

They should have printed “ a lot of people are saying” or”many people tell me” like our Troll-in-Chief does, that way they can get away with saying any batshit crazy thing they want.

But a shitty Mountain Goats song is still better than most other bands

You’re both right