It also was sitting pretty in a very valuable spot of Must See TV real estate during the boon years of Cheers.

And he can't fucking wait to tell you alllllllll about it

I'll just cut out the middle man and shove the $350 under my car seats, in the couch cushions, or run through the washer, which are any of the fates that usually befall my earbuds.

Agree on all counts.

One of the little things I loved about E.T. was how all the Halloween costumes looked exactly like they made them on their own - even down to the store-bought rubber Yoda mask with the robe clearly from some monk costume. They were just like the shitty ones my siblings and I made or bought on the cheap (though I had…

Yeah the brother who is the actor ironically cannot act, and the twin sister gets saddled with the creepiest, pushiest guys as well as a really pandering storyline. The parents' stories are… fine, I guess, just kinda cliche and boring. But at least Milo and Mandy have chemistry and make the scripts better than they…

"The MOST disgusting part? It should've been called "Two WOMEN One Cup."
- Paul F Tompkins

But the most appropriate one with Ringo on lead vocals

He had no problem immediately using the deaths of his 16 closest friends to evoke sympathy and shame those who rightfully called him out for his egregious omission. Plus also hiding behind grieving children to further deflect. What a scumbag.

Bowie can be tough to figure out. For far too long I legitimately thought that in Suffragette City he was singing "The smell of fat chicks just put a smile on my face" rather than the actual lyrics "This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place."

A wizard did it

Wait, a tick. Angry…. White… New Yorker…. making up facts….completely wrong…. IS THAT YOU, TRUMP?!?!?

"Feels like I''m wearing nothing at all…. nothing at all…. nothing at all!!!"

I'd love a scene where for some reason Dany tries to use her favorite deus ex machina and sends the dragons to attack Lyanna, yet she tames them with one fierce speech and now they are hers.

Go on…

Don't besmirch the good name of Buster Bluth by comparing him to this twerp. Anyway, Miller looks more like Pauley Shore's younger brother after getting kicked out of undertaker college.

Splash, and Parenthood, too. Though neither are perfect, there's a special charm to that he brought to them. Apollo 13 is pretty solid, too.

Yeah, for A Beautiful Mind. You know, for all the hate that Crash (rightfully) receives, this one is equally as weak for a winner. And I don't hate Ron Howard at all, but man that was not the film he should have won for.

Wow, scanning his filmography is just a series of promising disappointments. It also gave me a crisis of conscience: have I been wrongfully blaming Joel Schumacher for being a hack when Goldsman is being many of his worst films?

Nah, she must have committed suicide by now. She threw herself in the bathtub screaming "the horror, the horror"