It'd just be a whole season of them exchanging sighs and frustrated looks with each other. So a typical season of The Americans.

It's impressive that even though it's a photograph you can still see that Playmate's skin crawling like it's a Harry Potter painting

For all the Yoko hate, there is still not nearly enough for the awful Heather Mills and she is demonstrably more deserving of it.

Could she BE any more in the dark??

DRUMS!

Only if John Goodman is Linda Tripp again.

"The President is Missing"?
That's 4 words!
4!
4 Washington Lane!
The next clue is at… the White House!!

Or if they gave him a third scoop of ice cream. "Ooooh, someone must have been a really good boy yesterday!"

Alls I know is I'm so tired of all the winning.

That's the thing. I never voted for liberal policies with the thought of "That'll piss off the conservatives! Cry, babies, Cry!" but more "This policy makes sense, this is for the public good, etc". For instance, I vote for candidates who support gay rights because it's about giving fair treatment to a whole class…

Yeah, I've thought that too, except the difference was that there wasn't a daily deluge of actual statements and tweets from Obama of hate and nonsense and awful policies that are only about destroying policies not advancing anything. I mean, they got a daily feed of horrible rumors and conspiracy theories from…

"Presenting", too.

This shit I hate.

Sounds like a Robert Evans party in the 70s soon after Chinatown and Annie Hall came out.

Scott's genius is in taking the well trod curmudgeonly, straight-man archetype in the tradition of Bud Abbott, yet adds his own doses of abject weirdness that often rivals the guests. He's a really masterful host.

"We have the most tremendous dipshits in my administration. It's unbelievable. So many, many dipshits. The most beautiful you've ever seen. A lot of people are saying it. The most pieces of human garbage in an administration ever, but the Fake News won't give us credit for that. My people are far shittier than…

Wait, Lin-Manuel has Will on speed dial?? That's the most mind blowing part of this Random Roles.

Reagan's handling of the AIDS crisis was shockingly shameful. I wish hell was real because he'd certainly be roasting away for that alone.

But TJ Miller's in it, so it's got to be incredibly annoying!

He barely criticized them, then meekly called on both candidates to stop the negative personal attacks even though it was mostly coming from the Republicans. And these were the same Bush connected pricks behind the slander against him and his daughter that cost him in the 2000 primaries, yet McCain merely shook his…