Now the story of a stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerfherder and the Wookiee who had no choice but to keep it all together… it's A Star Wars Story

Sure made me hold a special place, nudge nudge, knowwhatimean? knowwhatiImean? Saynomore, saynomore

Vince Gillian said that it's likely he's dead, but if when they're breaking story somehow it makes sense for Abraham Lincoln to come in a time machine and save him at the last minute then they can always change.

Why didn't they go? I mean a sexed up, fat-by-Hollywood-standards woman kills a male stripper! HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS!!!!!!

*Cut to Mac & Me clip

Same with the Star Wars side movies, I want more variety in tone. Lord and Miller on the Solo movie seemed like an intriguing shift in tone from the main saga episodes. Now who knows what the fuck that movie will end up being.

That SNL sktech with Nathan Thurm is so good, and even better after hearing how Martin Short based that character entirely off of his makeup artist at SNL who spoke like that, was deeply defensive about everything, and smoked nervously. Others even tried to advise him not to do it because it was so obviously…

*Crossing my arms, tilting my head, raising one eyebrow, and giving you a smirk*

Sign these papers indicating that he does NOT look like the Blue Haired Lawyer from the Simpsons.

I can't wait to read about it on Bob Loblaw's Law War Law Blog

I love these fuckfaces who now have to eat shit and defend this asshole when they clearly would have been relishing attacking Trump had the Republican party nominated someone else. Case in point: Kellyanne Conway who argued all the negative points about Trump when she was with Cruz, but now has to defend every single…

Apparently so do American voters

When I wake up in a Motel 6 and having no idea where I was, I'm usually missing an internal organ or two. But at least I'm not surrounded by anything owned by Nikki Sixx (probably).

That statement is as infuriating as Trump's press conference announcing that Obama was born in the US. "Period." With his condescending tone as if he wasn't the one pushing it the hardest, and NOW he's smarter than all of us and putting it to rest. Fuuuuuuuck.

Boy, Rick Santorum must be really confused by the current state of politics. "What the hell?!? I was openly racist and homophobic before it was cool."

And George W is from one of the most well connected political families in history, born in Connecticut, and went to Yale. But somehow was seen as a cowboy of the people from Texas with an accent more affected than Madonna's British one.

Yogurt is a false flag

"I tend to believe children really did die there."

With a sprinkling of Damon Lindelof for good measure

The Mitzi Shore character also says "fucktard" at one point which I'm pretty certain didn't exist then or it surely would have been the 8th word on Carlin's list