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is one of the best lyrics ever written, sums up my life perfectly and succinctly.

I taped it off the telly. Kids these days don't understand having to hump about a big box of VHS tapes whenever they move house, all they have is a hard drive full of crunk steps and dub steps.

I loved this film when I was a teen (and still do now) and showed it to a girlfriend of the time. She was a big fan of River as a pin-up type.  The scene where River is receiving a blowie and surprise! the big reveal is that (SPOILER ALERT) there's a manky old fat dude on the business end - this made her massively

"Aimee!!!" sounds like the noise you would make when having a hurty wee.

I thought it was Charlie Bucket's dad til I read this review.

A waste? Chloe Sevigny having a nice big wank? A waste?

A waste? Chloe Sevigny having a nice big wank? A waste?