Needs more nuns falling from planes.

Nearly wept at Extras earlier, Merry Christmas!

I saw Mclusky live once, and halfway through the set their bass player pulled out a hacksaw and started furiously sawing through his bass whilst still playing it. Legend.

Action Figures Each Sold Separately, 68: Batteries Not Included, 22. Action Figures Each Sold Separately wins and goes on to face Weeping For Lost Childhood in the next round.

Can you separate art from the artist? Let us look at some of the great artists. Salvador Dali tried to rape one of his models. Paul Gauguin imported venereal disease to many of those Tahitan girls in his paintings. Back home he battered his wife. Toulouse-Lautrec was a brothel-crawling sex-dwarf. Egon Schiele -…

Are you….Brain?

An anagram of Tyrell Wellick is "I'll wreck telly" and Elliot Anderson "lonelier not sad" - IS THERE ANYTHING THEY HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF?!!

Wellick's another Elliot personality, innit?

He's not a bastard, he's a very nice boy. Now put that sword down Clive, your dinner's getting cold.

Imagine if his henchman had pulled the wrong tool from his pocket, and handed him a spirit level instead.

There is only one True Colin. And he can be seen wearing a ruff.

Gristle flippers.

You can play as sushi! you can play as sushi? You can play as sushi. You can. Play. As sushi. Sushi.

Fuck Scrabble. Bananagrams is where it's at. Scrabble with all the boring bits taken out. And banana themed. BANANA THEMED.

Peace in the Middle, um, Galaxy!

You should try watching all of Hugh Grant's films in order and see what happens by the time you get to this one.

But what is the film about??!!

Hallo old bean. Awfully sorry to bother you there with your incredibly ebullient and fascinating story, but I'm English. So I'm afraid I win, chap. At everything. Toodle-pip!

If only The Black Keys had named themselves The Black Spots.

Note to Kip Berman; you should have called your band Cock Monster in order to appeal to the dithering George Orwell & 80s cartoon demographic.