Alan Wake is about depression.

I’d hate to see what movies you DON’T like, d’oh! Egad!

“I’m gonna fart my way into that snatch.” Priceless.

shaddup you douche

shaddup you douche

This is stupid.

why do you Gawker people yell all the time? do you have a quota of exclamation points?

Neat!

You're assuming the game is any good, let alone in the same league as Earthbound and Mother 3.

enough with the fucking exclamation points already.

Games are NOT art. But they do CONTAIN lots of art.

oh dear lord you are killing us...just shuuuuud uuuuup

the beards, the beards! won't somebody save us from these ghastly beards?

anyone who spells "more", "moar" is a dork.

No, I just meant in cases where the reviewer can obtain and review a copy more quickly via purchase, even if it's only 12 hours. I wouldn't review a game that was not sent to me within a week of release. I wouldn't buy a game before reading a review. If some people believed the hype about a game or bought it on…

WTF? I'd say that Ubisoft is privileged to have a major gaming site review and publicize its game...Are you the kid who reminded the teacher she forgot to assign the class homework? If you reviewers had real balls you would hustle for an exclusive, or in this case pay for the game as soon as it came out and review it…

yeah, I avoid gamestop completely because I hate the hard sell for the pre-orders. I also feel guilty for not putting down at least $5.00 on some game I "might be looking forward to" and "should nail down the copy." This is because they will be fired if the don't close enough pre-orders. It's amazing that the…

Yeah, well, nobody likes being called misogynist, especially misogynists. Call a racist a racist, then look out, because they'll try to convince you they aren't, right down your throat. They believe it, too.