this is not a ‘crossover’ it is a fat-hatch.

I’ve been saying for awhile Audi should do this with the Allroad. Make an S-Line trim with the matching color body cladding and boom, we get the Avant back. No need to federalize a different car, just a suspension option. Likewise I would love to see an Outback GT with a “sport” suspension option and Legacy wagon is…

Hat tip to Aaron Brown

Sorry, I already have a date :P

10. It cranks but won’t turn over

Better headline “Veteran Jalopnik commenter/Oppo author McMike breaks internet with Fernando Alonso meme”

I, too, dislike interesting things.

So riding these bikes through the city is illegal, but the police trying to stop the event are the bad guys?

There are plenty of more boring, anonymous car sites you can go read if you hate fun and writers with personalities!

[Good ass Kinja, everybody.]

During undergrad a friend wanted to show off his car to the only car guy he knew (me). He went from a Geo Metro to a PT Cruiser. I told him to get the metro back.

“ I don’t care what Tavarish says...” -What most people think

Word.

Good dude, that traveling mascot guy.