God, you're an idiot.

I fixed it. Thanks.

All that loot and you drive a Honda Fit..

As an aside to #1. Will someone please get rid of this woman?

50% of the time...it works every time

There's only one way to celebrate.

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

I'm having a hard time drawing any conclusions from the 23 seconds of video above, so I'm just going to chalk this up to two women drivers and move on.

Viper- 640hp 6MT....Murica!

"I'll give you my keys when you take them from my cold, dead hands"

In some sick way, I'd almost rather my remaining grandmother die like a lawless badass than the way my other 3 grandparents have gone: multilple aneurisms and a vegetative state; cerebral hemhorrage while sleeping; and a protracted 3-year battle with Alzheimers in a nursing home.

That sinkhole really sucks..........I mean swallows..........nevermind.

Cool, Pikes Peak looks like a lot of fun.

It now occurs to me that we've never gotten a walk around of the Jalopnik World Headquarters. You guys needs to get on that!

"Said your mom"

Kill Fuck Marry GO:

Exactly how big is your flannel shirt collection?

I don't know that Danica is failing as a spokesperson so much as a driver. In fact, it's the spokesperson aspect that seems to be keeping her career in the spotlight at all.

Confusing?