The prophesy is fulfilled! The Chosen One has returned!

You forgot to divide by the 6 light beers Michael has had this evening.

"Beer".

Gee, Mr. Wilson, that's neat-o!

Agent Dale Cooper was hip to this investigation tactic back in the nineties.

DaFuq?!?!?

Imagine a picture of someone driving a car with this text over it:

Steer by wire: A solution to a non-existent problem

Will I be able to plug in my Twitter? Does the bluetooth sync with the cloud? How many megapixels will it have?

The truck is lifted ~2 inches with Johnson Rod height sensors that put the sensors close to together to trick the truck into thinking its lower so it compensates by adding more air to raise it. I also have all comms rover diagnostic software which lets me talk to all 17 computers clear fault codes which saves me a…

I'm sorry for all of the recommends, but you have me rolling.

I'm sure this Saab 9-3 SportCombi with an 8.4L V10 from a Viper stuffed inside should definitely be up there in top speed.

COME AT ME, BRO!