perhaps. . . but it's impossible and it's a strategy that has LONG since outlived its ability to mean anything as literally EVERYONE on the planet now knows that it is impossible to remove the researcher from the research. Further, it seems to somehow insinuate that the academy itself is value neutral. Again…

oh my god shut up shut up shut up. Have some fucking perspective, you jackass.

I think that's a skewed sample because people who have nontraumatic experiences along these lines don't tell their friends, honestly. There have definitely been times when I was in bed with someone who wanted to do something I wasn't into, he tried it, I said no, we moved on to other fun stuff. (And, for that matter,…

I completely agree, Isha. I am genuinely sensitive and proactive about calling people out on consent issues, but I did not think this episode was one we should have been upset by. When adults are in loving, healthy relationships like Mindy and Danny are shown to be, it is normal for someone (either party) to go with…

When I was in second grade, candy cigarettes with names like "Pell Mell" and "Marleyboro" were still sold. This was in 1984.

I keep picking up vibes in the media about how "terrible" the health care professionals are for not doing enough, and I'm all, doing what? Their ranks are decimated, their families have kicked them out of their homes in fear, they're surrounded by the dying, they have no equipment or supplies, the government is a bad…

If you guys could just keep your Ebola south of the boarder that'd be great. Love, Canada.

I always though peeing in your own mouth was free.

Well to be fair, Texas was always a close second.

What's really baffling to me is how the Ebola outbreak in West Africa has been known for months now and up until a couple of days ago people were just being asked if they might have caught Ebola when entering other countries, including the US.

It's weird. You would think Florida would be responsible for the end of the world.

Well, it was twerking, or cooking meth, and she saw how that often plays out, so...

Ohhhh, splash pieces. Like the daily Tracy Moore scatological rants that always get a big fancy graphic. (Not being a bitch is hard; don't hate me)

ha ha, true. I just don't care about gadgets or "lifehacking" (back in the day, these were the people with giant recycled-tinfoil balls in their pantry) and Gawker is too angry and I actually love cars but haven't owned one for so long given where I live, it just makes me sad to look at them. Jezebel is crazy, but…

oh, i wish you'd bump that up to 100%

Maybe instead of sending our daughters to college, we can just raise them to be twerk stars, just like in that show on TV with the dancing girls.

I'm asking politely and honestly: Aren't most of Mark Shrayber's articles just repurposed Daily Mail horror stories?

Psht, call me when turkin' makes a comeback..

You thought "@amandabynes: My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me" was a coherent tweet?

Wouldn't it be easier if the lactating woman just went jogging?