This calculator... doesn’t really help with anything. It could be useful if it would make some assumptions or do some of the math for you, but the fact that it is asking me to look up my highest tax rate and determine my hours working and commuting per year makes it less so. If it pulled in the federal and state…

Thought this sounded great, but see that is is just video clips. I’m kind of a news junkie, but just would rather choose and read a news story than see talking heads tell me what interests them.

And yet no schools seem interested in his stepbrother, Meander Couchpotato.

He looks like he’s trying very hard to understand what’s happening but not quite getting there.

Ah, so don’t fast. Got it.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Knock knock.

Has anyone read the T&C’s to see what Amazon is going to do with our pictures? Nobody does this kind of thing just to be nice, they want something with our pictures. I know they’re just as bad as Google with our image metadata but is there anything else they’re getting from us?

Well seeing as they are giving the PC remastered version away for free to PC players who already own Skyrim... I’m not sure easy profit is their main concern...

If I was paid $150 million to kill someone, I’d be buying a new identity ASAP.

To save yourself the trouble of installing an extension, the “Recommended” list on Netflix is so bad you can use it as a “Random” button.

i would rather shove hot pokers, wrapped with paper copies of terrible and terribly unfunny harambe memes, through each of my eyes—one at the time, and slowly—than watch even 10 seconds of a gamexplain video.

Never really been a fan of these guys, especially since some of their theories are so horribly off the mark that it isn't even funny. Their first Tokyo Mirage Sessions analysis in particular sticks out to me.

Will your products work on medium and large-sized men as well?

Will your products work on medium and large-sized men as well?

Too bad we can't scratch the screen to smell the different options.

Too bad we can't scratch the screen to smell the different options.