That’s all that goes through my head when I see it, and I don’t care about them or other trucks one way or another.

No.  In fact, I’ve never heard anyone refer to TRD as anything but turd.

You are not. “I like this truck a lot, but can it please announce to the world that I am a Professional TuRD ?”

This is why I only go to Alamo Drafthouse if I can help it. No ads before the movie, apart from some in-house promos, which are generally delightful. Instead, they run context-appropriate material (ads, interviews, comedy bits) and mini-documentaries. The one for Jack Kirby that ran in front of Endgame was genuinely…

For us old folks out there, it’s really hard to describe what it was like when the Cars first album came out and how every song just took over the radio. Not to mention malls and dances and parties. There’s not many albums, especially debut albums, that just exploded like that. Those songs still sound really good now…

I’ve definitely had to bite my tongue to keep from shouting “Oh for FUCK’S SAKE” when (what feels like) the seventeenth trailer plays. Just.... yes, I know. Can I please see the damned film I paid for instead of being reminded, by the sheer torrent of advertising, just how fucked up the movie industry is?

Damn. I wish I was that good.

I usually finish Overwatch matches with 0% accuracy. I should start a YouTube channel.

A quick show of hands:

“Fewer," and you helped "break" down the trailer.

“Fewer” the word you are looking for is “fewer”, not “less”.

a forthcoming book examining the allegations of sexual assault leveraged at Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh

Reportage is a word? 

No, Canadian.

Every Land Cruiser I drove in a Combat Zone was White

...the SUV’s best new feature is the Army Green color...

Well “fine” is debatable. The original video is really crappy, too.

That is perhaps the WORST film technique that I have ever seen.

Anyone going into the film is likely familiar with Jokers of yore: Jack Nicholson’s dancing and campy gangster, Heath Ledger’s cunning and truly brilliant criminal mastermind, and whatever Jared Leto was trying to do​ in Suicide Squad​.