Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

I’ll tell ya what it doesn’t mean:

I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a job qualification.

This probably makes me sound like a horrible feminist, but I really don’t give a flying fart that you had kids and also worked, considering you have enough money to pay for good childcare and health insurance without having to worry about paying your rent.  I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a…

I downloaded a song called AAAAAAAAAAAAA Great song that is like 7-9 minutes of silence, so when I plug it in, it plays but it plays silence, so I can usually change it to what I want before it starts playing annoying music. 

How do I disable Kinja’s “Infinite Scroll”? It’s the WORST.

Get him a rescue here in the States, tell him Roger got a new hairstyle, and he’ll be fine in 15 minutes. In fact they should just do this now.

They can fly with their pet in a seat, or they can arrange for someone else to fly with their pet in a seat, or they can rehome their pet. Or they can choose not to blame others when the 9-month-old animal bred to have breathing problems that they decided to stick in a cargo hold for nine-ish hours dies on them.…

It’s an unfortunate reality. There’s really no good reason to transport pets via air. I’d rather rehome a pet than subject them to the trauma of air travel. Bringing them in the cabin is no solution either. Cabin travel is just as stressful and risky to the pet. 

French bulldogs should NEVER be sent in the cargo hold. I’m amazed this was even allowed to happen and by that I mean the dog should have never been booked as cargo. Bracy breeds are almost never allowed. 

Simone Biles is holding up just fine following news of her brother’s arrest for murder

He should be pretty well-adjusted in the ‘90s after the trip he took to San Dimas in 1988.

I'm surprised some annoying dude off camera wasn't talking the whole time.

Meh.

Whether or not you think the “Friends” lawsuit should have been dismissed or not, I think we can all agree that the “Friends” writers were utter garbage people. Holy fucking shit...

Oh, nice, so the guy who told us Genysis or whatever was awesome finally watched Genisys.

sneak into the tightest hole

I’m not sure why everyone thinks Peggy will show up? It’s 1931 in at least that clip, she’d be 10. Granted we could go forward in time some, but

I just changed it.  He is now 8'7" 497 lbs