They made another nice switch to color code completed locations to yellow instead of graying them out like they were before. Now it’s much easier to see what you have and haven’t done.

Did you just get out of a coma 20 minutes ago?

Your jib. The cut is liked.

Wait. Which one’s the dry one again?

If you were just riding the subway, that would probably take you an entire day.

Also, like, okay you built your whole career on this and made millions. NOW you’re gonna take this stance? It’s awfully convenient now that she’s “older” and there are other younger models. Or maybe I’m just way too cynical...

Well, I guess better late than never in terms of Adriana waking up, but she was perfectly fine being objectified as long as the checks were rolling in. Not to mention she was Ok with setting that impossible media standard for years and, whether she meant to or not, caused a lot of women to feel the insecurities she…

I try! Thank you.

As always, 10/10 teaser GIF

CPAP machine. Tap water will make it filthy in weeks, just like a typical humidifier.

Shepard’s dancing is PERFECT.

Does the pack fix all those weird side missions in 3 where HEY GUYS THE GALAXY IS ENDING BUT IF YOU COULD FIND ME A VASE I MIGHT HELP OK? missions?

This is because we always do the bare minimum. We build roads at the minimum thickness so they are more susceptible to damage. And once they are damaged, we slap band-aids on them instead of fixing them properly. This is what happens when you allow a huge, inefficient government to run everything. All interstates and…

I took a class in college that talked about roads. A major problem with American roads is that we built them on the cheap.

I just wanna take a moment to complain that the most powerful military force on the planet apparently posts security cameras with controls less effective than an Etch-A-Sketch.

Seriously, can we get something with a decent multi-directional gimbal and some control software in place up there? Is it not worth the…

“Would of” doesn’t mean anything... except that your grammar stinks.

In the meantime please enjoy hunting down this autoplay video for ______ while you hunt it down to disable it as it blasts out to everyone within 25 feet of you with ears, and make sure to click through to any one of the many, many, many Amazon links we paste in posts or create entire pages around so that we “may” get…

Ahh modern life, instead of telling the guy he’s parked it too close to the tracks, just start recording video and wait.

Oh yes, the wonderful “I want my semi to go 1 mph faster than your semi” pass that takes eons. I often wonder why they even bother. Are they taking turns being the lead truck? They must do it just to fkk with us.