Maybe using x’s as spaces in your handle inspires griefers.

Did they find any actual endings for any of their movies?

I’m impressed at how well they keep their eyes open at the moment of impact. Maciej never seems to close his eyes, and Alan only blinks after the impact. 

Looks like an artifact of whatever was used to make the GIF; the dude’s head leaves a trail in the sky as does the tower in the background.

Google Maps on my iPhone doesn’t have a Discovery item in the Notifications settings; the page is just a list of toggles.

This.

I didn’t see anything overtly like “India” in the video.

Whew, I thought this was about the actually relevant Joe Jackson (who is only 63).

Ejaculating is hard work.

Eh, depends on the font size.

The Hela outfit is sloppy and ill-fitting.

This requires an inordinate amount of trust in TryNinja.io. 

The bloomthat.com site appears to be down.

Some people live far away from their parents.

“Tone is almost silly in its simplicity.”

As many times as it takes to get a movie starting Julia Roberts as Morris.

When does the unnecessary Hollywood adaptation come out? Who will play her love interest?

Mmm. The Jight II.

I prefer the remix:

Sheesh. They can still hook up at Mar-a-Lago weekly.