Her hair IS magnificent. And reminds me of someone else’s hair... perhaps that of the current trophy wife?

Or, according to It’s not you. Phones are designed to be addicting.:

I thought this was concept art from The Last Jedi.

Take your damned star.

Ugh. I was done with zombies a decade ago.

I recall hearing a guard pronounce “brazier” as “brassiere” several times when I got detected in a camp.

This game’s title still sounds like a chronic skin condition.

How many Russian spy programs are there? Is this the Black Widow movie we’ll never get?

Carelessly, like 90% of the previous episodes.

The Library (Usually) Doesn’t Want Your Used Books

If the builders made roads that lasted, they would put themselves out of work.

THIS is what made me cry. Also I would infer they have very little practice using their antique.

I am really close to subscribing to http://www.jollyrogertelco.com/. I get multiple calls a week from fake numbers whose first six digits are the same as my phone number, like that’s going to make me more inclined to answer.

This just confirms for me that there is nothing distinctive about a Honda.

THIS. Or she could have more plastic surgery.

So the Kinja Style Guide defines “massive brawl” as fifteen people? Good click-bait; you got me.

Re: “you won’t find wood shavings, motor oil, or old boots in pet food” ... but you can find melamine.

Peace of mind, yes. Things like do I need to avoid parking near that spot? Can I plant trees on or near it? Is there some mitigation if it is not due to the mines; perhaps I need to build a berm on the high side of it to direct rainwater around it. Perhaps I need to be prepared to sue the developer of the land that’s…

My Master Chief dual-wielding Maggies back in the day.

My 70-year-old house is built above 100-year-old coal mines about 150' down. There is a 20'x20' spot in my yard that is sinking. It is remarkably square in outline; no cracks, just a depression that has gotten noticably deeper over the past few years.