Meh. I broke my rule of ignoring any post with “fan” in the title and regret it. Terrible voiceover. Random scene sequencing and selection, especially the ones where someone is speaking but that audio is muted.

I was sure Jessica’s voiceover would be on the “we didn’t love” list. Often she is explaining things that are already obvious. If the directing requires a voiceover, you’re not doing your job. At least it didn’t quite stray into the annoying Grey’s Anatomy / Sex in the City crap like “there are two types of people in…

Such Photoshop skills. Do tiny fires really eject so many parallel-flying ashes?

Mmm. The Jight II.

I prefer the remix:

Re: “meaning Europeans won’t be able to spoil the film for eagerly-waiting American audiences”, sure they will, since April 27th comes hours earlier for them.

Sheesh. They can still hook up at Mar-a-Lago weekly.

Her hair IS magnificent. And reminds me of someone else’s hair... perhaps that of the current trophy wife?

Or, according to It’s not you. Phones are designed to be addicting.:

I thought this was concept art from The Last Jedi.

Take your damned star.

As I wrote earlier: “Netflix: Curating 2-star movies since 1997".

Netflix: Curating 2-star movies since 1997

Thank you. It “could of” been worse.

Ugh. I was done with zombies a decade ago.

I watched this only because of your post yesterday. I haven’t seen a minute of the X-Files since the first movie. I may have chuckled a few times, but after about 20 minutes I was ready to give up and get on with my life, but stuck it out hoping it would get better.

Likewise. Also I’ve never heard of this article’s video.

I recall hearing a guard pronounce “brazier” as “brassiere” several times when I got detected in a camp.

This game’s title still sounds like a chronic skin condition.

How many Russian spy programs are there? Is this the Black Widow movie we’ll never get?