Carelessly, like 90% of the previous episodes.

The Library (Usually) Doesn’t Want Your Used Books

If the builders made roads that lasted, they would put themselves out of work.

THIS is what made me cry. Also I would infer they have very little practice using their antique.

I am really close to subscribing to http://www.jollyrogertelco.com/. I get multiple calls a week from fake numbers whose first six digits are the same as my phone number, like that’s going to make me more inclined to answer.

This just confirms for me that there is nothing distinctive about a Honda.

THIS. Or she could have more plastic surgery.

So the Kinja Style Guide defines “massive brawl” as fifteen people? Good click-bait; you got me.

Re: “you won’t find wood shavings, motor oil, or old boots in pet food” ... but you can find melamine.

Peace of mind, yes. Things like do I need to avoid parking near that spot? Can I plant trees on or near it? Is there some mitigation if it is not due to the mines; perhaps I need to build a berm on the high side of it to direct rainwater around it. Perhaps I need to be prepared to sue the developer of the land that’s…

My Master Chief dual-wielding Maggies back in the day.

My 70-year-old house is built above 100-year-old coal mines about 150' down. There is a 20'x20' spot in my yard that is sinking. It is remarkably square in outline; no cracks, just a depression that has gotten noticably deeper over the past few years.

“hoards of men”

I have a lonely friend on FB whose feed is nothing but Swarm check-ins and privacy-stealing quiz results. I don’t need to know when he’s at the Costco gas station and the gym, so I unfollowed him, since blocking the Swarm app didn’t work. Sad! 

I’m sorry, but who is the woman he is pitching his comic books to? I’m doubtful there would have been a woman in an authority position in that era.

Code seems to no longer work. I added 3 pairs, entered the code (which worked), then shopped around for a bit. When I returned to the cart, the discount was gone. Re-entering it said it was invalid. Fine print indicates codes can “run out”.

Code seems to no longer work. I added 3 pairs, entered the code (which worked), then shopped around for a bit. When…

“The already long Nintendo Switch longs have gotten that much longer.”

“On an average night where you’re getting the recommended eight hours of sleep, you’ll experience about six REM periods. The last three of those REM periods happen in the last quarter (or two hours in this case) of the night.”

TV reporter: “Animal Control ... used a net to guide the peacock down from the top of the shelf”

Meh.