I know we’re not supposed to body-snark, but I’m not a fan of models who are so thin that their torsos start pixelating.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

I once also had a roommate spray a dirty pot lid with oven cleaner foam then wrap it tightly in a plastic garbage bag so it doesn’t evaporate. The next day it washed clean and looked brand new.

And you decided to grill... mushrooms??