It’s not a magazine. It’s like a compressed version of the post printed on newsprint and handed out at Metro Stations and Bus Stops throughout the DMV. “magazine” is cute though.

I put Your ARE A Dick in the name box and youareadick@gmail.com for the email. I don’t really have any fucks left to give over here.

There needs to be a Change.org petition to get Vicki off this show. Like I’m not worried about Kelly. I don’t think she’s going to be around for long... also Kellys don’t tend to fare well on this franchise.

Joan Baez’s versions Long Black Veil are my favorite.

Uh those basic bitches deserved it. You would know that if you read a damn book.

Like half my smart friends and I came to the same conclusion about the cocaine pretty much simultaneously. We were all like...

She’s so fucking feminist right? This literally made my eyes roll and fall out of my head.

Literally spraying you all with febreeze and lysol. How do you shave legs you haven’t washed. I have like exfoliating gloves, I rough those bitches up and then hit them with the razor.

You are the winner.

FINGERS CROSSED! Which is so mean to say... But the fact that everyone gives Vicki a pass is so... bizarre, like of all the things you DEFINITELY can hold over someone’s head, helping your BF fake cancer is one. Like I’m not sure I could still associate with someone like that without calling them an asshole on a daily…

So basically, we’re gonna be stuck with Vicki forever, cause the drama surrounding the accident was completely fabricated, and the only person it benefited was Vicki. So in the end Vicki has the majority of the group and Shannon and Megan are on the outside, everything from last year forgotten. Just cause you’re in a…

This all day.

Keeping her sexcapades private is a GREAT idea. She should actually try to do that. And listen, I’m not a huge fan of Bethenny’s mouth this season, but as far as being a reality TV person on a reality tv show, I think saying minimal shit about your relationship is the best way to keep it from this level of scrutiny.…

Saying she doesn’t hurt anyone... Jacques was hurt by that. I believe the end of their relationship came very soon after. I don’t really care about whatever happened with the Count. They had an open relationship and that’s fine. If that is what she’s doing this time, also totally fine. What’s not fine is trying to…

I want LuAnn to just evaporate into a mist and disappear.

I still fucking love this.

Married to a musician here, but the issue is that that money isn’t going to go to the Artists. It will go to the label. So. Yes Artists should be paid. Labels should adjust their profit schemes to make sure that happens. It’s not the general public’s problem. We’re all paying for music now in some way shape or form.…

It is a privilege. I always find it amusing when musical theater culture busts mainstream because it only happens once or twice every ten years. I was shocked after college how many people were all about that Rent Life. When I was like living Rent years before it critical mass and saw it on Broadway several several…

Nah I’m a theater nerd. And I’d sell my left kidney to see hamilton before the 9th. Unfortunately I’m not a NYC native and I have kids and responsibilities. But I did happen to finally get my husband to listen to a musical soundtrack from start to finish and I woke up this morning with my kid singing it. So... I think…

Never getting out of the grey’s now. lol