Maybe. But it won’t be useless against gigantic kittens!
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Sounds like a bit of an improvement from one of my favorite Clarkson stories about the state of UK auto manufacturing around that time where the workers “occasionally decided to slap a car together when they were tired of warming their hands over a barrel fire”. The quote’s probably off a little but a favorite…
Pretty sure the obsolete union ingrates and their corrupt leadership were the ones who voted to go on strike and drag it out in order to extort more money from the company. GM management didn’t choose that—they simply stood up to the union’s greed.
I miss the stories from the 1970's about happy union workers having time to haphazardly glue the windshield, leave lunch leftovers in a door panel, AND still have time for the five-beers break special at the local grabass establishment. Things have really gone downhill.
I call it the “Spruce Moose”
“Of course! If only we’d thought of it first.” - John Harbaugh
Fixed!
It seemed like they were considering bringing him in and then Kaep’s girlfriend sent this Tweet out there:
Washingtons horrifying staff of witch doctors
Nah he’d be bonding with Guice at the team doctors right now while Washingtons horrifying staff of witch doctors figure out if the infection will cause him to lose a leg
Hot damn. Hot water. Hot shower. Lamar’s still running he’ll call you in an hour.
And to think that he could have been drafted by the Redskins and already be out of the league as a result.
The year your grandfather turned one, 1925, the Yankees finished 69-85 (because Babe Ruth drank(?) himself into the hospital).
The Yankees won’t be in the World Series, and all is well with the world once more.
If there was a wing in Canton for drawing defensive pass interference plays, Flacco would already be enshrined. Never seen anything like it - dude could throw for 220 yards for the game but draw 130 in DPI to Torrey Smith. Bill Simmons used to crack about that on his pod cast and columns, and I was like “DON’T GIVE…
As a Ravens fan, it is astounding how many of my Autumn Facebook Memories are of single-line status updates bitching about Flacco throwing into triple coverage or getting sacked after holding the ball for 8 seconds during a three man rush.
1. That was really scary
Just got back from the game. It was a powerful hit, and he got knocked out. But it didn’t look targeted or on someone who was defenseless. People get hurt on regular football plays sometimes, and I think the appropriate response was what happened: it was a flag, but not an ejectable hit.
“When you get hit so hard the cart that picks you up gets hurt” sounds like a punchline