“We apologize to anyone that was offended by the Snoop Dogg performance at Late Night,” Kansas athletic director Jeff Long said in a statement. “We made it clear to the entertainers’ managers that we expected a clean version of the show [...] I take full responsibility for not understanding what acrobatic dancers are…

How does a grandparent (or parent if younger) tell their granddaughter or grandson not to become an acrobatic dancer when Kansas is featuring them with Snoop at basketball games?

It only has to look as good as it did from the factory.

There’s truth to all rumors.

Choking and suffocating a person are completely different, like right Twix and left Twix.

I was called “Hoss” once by a random store clerk, and it felt kinda awesome. 

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

I’m almost as concerned by the playcalling. Team was running the ball effectively and then used that to set up play action where all the passes were dump offs to the tight ends. Facing Cleveland who was missing 3 starters from its secondary and barely calling any deep plays seems insane to me.

Chubb is a beast tho. …

Moved to Wisconsin a few years ago. Start with the Packers ownership.

“Listen, Bill, I understand his talent but if anyone here is doing sex crimes, they’ll be paying to get their dick jacked in the back room of a shady massage parlor in Florida, like a respectable adult. You understand me?”

Because Nick Foles, Drew Brees, and Ben Roethislberger are known for they’re running abilities?

The ship, an inflatable landing boat, was sunk by a walrus

I fell on the floor laughing with this one, and it still makes me giggle

He threw what I thought was a sure interception that tipped off the Ravens and into his receivers hands for a huge gain. A Raven deflected a pass that landed in his receivers hand and caused the guy who was right in his face to mistime his tackle, which again led to a huge gain. There were 3 occasions where the Chiefs…

Remember when the Ravens were struggling against the Chargers in the playoffs and Romo kept saying they had to go back to Flacco? Good times.

   Things are tough for the Broncos when their GM is their biggest neigh-sayer.

I think the Lincolns have a shot at beating this thing.

Who says it was his first?

Because Star Wars / LucasFilm / Disney isn’t a form of competitive entertainment based in a certain region designed to get people to root for it as a form of proxy warfare.