It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.

It sure was great to see Jackson out there proving the doubters wrong. I could get used to seeing him throwing downfield to Hollywood Brown. 

More confidence than you’ll get from waxing the dolphin.

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

This is John Elway’s car.

It would be snapped up in short order if it was marketed as the Kia Stinger Pumpkin Spice Edition.

It should be called The Cleveland Steamer

The Browns are the Kia of the NFL.

Are you a sports fan? Because if the NFL did not have the arbitrary salary cap, that means parity goes out the window. The teams that can afford to spend more will dominate and there will be less interest in the NFL.

Yeah. That’s how I remember it. There was no need for a large number of ravens to go after him. That red headed dude was gonna kill him right there.

They need to bench Fitz immediately. Sure, he’s not good, but if you let him play 16 games, he’s going to have 3-6 of them where throwing into double coverage a half dozen times each game works out and they light it up. Start someone who panics the instant the play breaks down and will check it down all game. You…

New Orleans: America’s Tijuana.

He can’t.  She’s now backing up Jacoby Brisette.  

As a native Baltimoron, who is old enough to remember waking up to find out my Colts had literally snuck out in the middle of the night, BWAA HAAA HAA HAA HAA……... sorry, I had to catch my breath BWAHHHAAAHAHHHAHAHAAAA.

With an NFL- promoted soundtrack of shitty country music for a league that is 80% African American. 

Actually I’m pretty sure Taiwan wants the F35s more than the F16s. The issue on their end is they probably can’t afford it.

Already, China has threatened to sanction U.S. companies involved in the deal as punishment—an empty gesture as most of the goods produced by U.S. defense contractors are barred from export to China anyway.

Marginal rates are not relevant. What matters is the effective rate or what people actually pay. That number has not changed very much over time for various reasons.