Because Nick Foles, Drew Brees, and Ben Roethislberger are known for they’re running abilities?

The ship, an inflatable landing boat, was sunk by a walrus

I fell on the floor laughing with this one, and it still makes me giggle

He threw what I thought was a sure interception that tipped off the Ravens and into his receivers hands for a huge gain. A Raven deflected a pass that landed in his receivers hand and caused the guy who was right in his face to mistime his tackle, which again led to a huge gain. There were 3 occasions where the Chiefs…

Remember when the Ravens were struggling against the Chargers in the playoffs and Romo kept saying they had to go back to Flacco? Good times.

   Things are tough for the Broncos when their GM is their biggest neigh-sayer.

I think the Lincolns have a shot at beating this thing.

Who says it was his first?

Because Star Wars / LucasFilm / Disney isn’t a form of competitive entertainment based in a certain region designed to get people to root for it as a form of proxy warfare. 

Corona isn’t even the best cheap Mexican beer. Corona is bad, skunk beer, and is only saved by adding lime juice, which is delicious in just about anything.

It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.

It sure was great to see Jackson out there proving the doubters wrong. I could get used to seeing him throwing downfield to Hollywood Brown. 

More confidence than you’ll get from waxing the dolphin.

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

This is John Elway’s car.

It would be snapped up in short order if it was marketed as the Kia Stinger Pumpkin Spice Edition.

It should be called The Cleveland Steamer

The Browns are the Kia of the NFL.