Yeah. That’s how I remember it. There was no need for a large number of ravens to go after him. That red headed dude was gonna kill him right there.

They need to bench Fitz immediately. Sure, he’s not good, but if you let him play 16 games, he’s going to have 3-6 of them where throwing into double coverage a half dozen times each game works out and they light it up. Start someone who panics the instant the play breaks down and will check it down all game. You…

New Orleans: America’s Tijuana.

He can’t.  She’s now backing up Jacoby Brisette.  

As a native Baltimoron, who is old enough to remember waking up to find out my Colts had literally snuck out in the middle of the night, BWAA HAAA HAA HAA HAA……... sorry, I had to catch my breath BWAHHHAAAHAHHHAHAHAAAA.

With an NFL- promoted soundtrack of shitty country music for a league that is 80% African American. 

That’s misleading. A sizable portion of the Orioles’ payroll is going to somebody who, but for his ridiculous contract, would already have retired.

I don’t know why the fuck you guys are writing about this like it’s news or is some kind of surprise or shock. It’s not like anybody in the warehouse was about to print off World Series tickets. It’s like the home run record—I honestly don’t give a shit. All I care about is that there’s a roadmap to contention and…

I was going to mention how lame it was of him to wait until this late in the pre-season to announce his retirement, but in all fairness he did give a two-week notice.

A pox on the Irsays and the Colts organization but holy shit this came right the fuck outta nowhere. The Colts are fucked. 

“Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit quaaludes.”

Much like all good colts who have suffered injuries, Andrew Luck will retire to a lovely farm upstate.

* grabs shotgun *

* takes Luck out back *

That's what they get for tanking for him

Dearest Mother,

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Actually I’m pretty sure Taiwan wants the F35s more than the F16s. The issue on their end is they probably can’t afford it.

Already, China has threatened to sanction U.S. companies involved in the deal as punishment—an empty gesture as most of the goods produced by U.S. defense contractors are barred from export to China anyway.

Glad to see Deadspin has an army of Orioles beat writers. 

Marginal rates are not relevant. What matters is the effective rate or what people actually pay. That number has not changed very much over time for various reasons.

Didn’t Drew just talk about eating Subway on the Deadcast?  Wawa might not be the nirvana some think it is, but it is miles better than fucking Subway.