Tiny Maryland has two NFL teams.  That is one too many.

He needs a Snickers

There’s a lot of potential to win the game when you have men on FRS and TRD.

Faker Puntfield.

The Rooney check to pay the refs cleared, it’s just that Bobby Bouchet, the regional head of officiating in lower Louisiana, was confused by the usual instructions to “take care of the Black and Gold”.

He did indeed wake up from his comma.  Turns out the issue was the colon all along.

Well, I guess something had to be done after they fucked up their tanking by accidentally beating the Steelers.  I think of Peterman as 1st pick draft insurance.

Winstrol is a helluva drug.  Pitt football shares a facility with the Steelers, and the latter were at the top of their game in performance enhancing drug use in the ‘70s and ‘80s.  

I bet the “issue” is they put the new corporate Silverado HD face on the car and have now realized that may be a mistake. It will take up to six months to spray paint the big chrome cross bar to match the body color.

Shave it. He should shave it all off and go full Lex Luthor for his Vegas Arrival. Maybe they can get him a permanent suite at the top of the Luxor, so it can be like an arch-villain’s lair.

And thus begins the annual rite of passage of an Andy Reid team beginning to gurgle and fart before completely shitting the bed in the first round of the playoffs.

And I’m not convinced this thing can go over 35 mph without jettisoning the camper half of the equation.

Are they autumnal?

I am picturing a group of confident, adventurous and independent women slowly devolving into baser, be-mulleted creatures. To them I say welcome!

Jets can’t win anything.  You know this.

It looks like a fat lady hitching up her skirt because of a mouse.

That’s just it. Part of Trump’s master plan. He’ll park all of the unsold Silverado HD’s side by side at the border. No one’s climbing over them, and nobody would steal one.

So many questions...

Just saw a new one on the road and had to do a double take.  Thought it was a Cruze for a second.  It’s like they tried to remove all vestiges of SUV-ness from it, which removes the one superficially stupid reason to buy one.

The current Chevy design team should be sent to a company offsite...at Gitmo