I have to disagree with this part. I think it’s aesthetics over everything else. Yes, there’s some trick engineering choices in there as well, but I think at the core, Musk wanted to ape designs from 35+ years ago and call it “futuristic” and “revolutionary”.

“But I deeply appreciate how it boldly reimagines what we think a truck even is.”

Screw that. I want nothing to do with that country. That race Is dead to me until It gets moved again. 

Probably recipe calculators. To figure out the ratios of ingredients (flavoring, nicotine base) to make the flavor at the desired strength you want. I'm not an apple user so I couldn't tell you for certain.

I think some of the fancy ones let you control the vape itself with your phone. Temperature of the.... vape? Flavor strength? I'm not a vaper either but got sucked into reading about them a few months back and vaguely remember some of them being much techier than I expected 

I believe the correct term is “vapist.”

Normally its an app for upgrading firmware on an electronic vape device, there are some apps that calculate proportions of VG and PG oil with a flavoring for those vapers who mix their own liquids.

“the engine will start in 30 seconds, here’s an ad for the new animated movie your kids will now demand to go see.”

I have an idea for how to fix Nissan: Autoplay ads on the infotainment screen.

See, no one gave a flying fuck what the gender of your kid was people. 

Over the years, through my work, I’ve had the opportunity to spend a bit of time with Mr. Penske and some of his team(s).

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Click bait.

A new Chrysler TC by Maserati ??

Fast-charging pit stops - unlike shitty advertising practices and actively stifling creativity - is a great business strategy that Formula E should definitely adopt.

Goddamn, fuck your shitty auto-play videos

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

+1 on the username on autoplay vids!

I test rode a Fat Boy (yes, because of Terminator 2) and was very disappointed that I couldn’t take even a standard turn without scraping the pegs.  And I have the same problem as you with height/long legs.