The inclusion of Yakety Sax seems to lessen the tastefulness of not using the footage.

This is the stupidest rant I have ever read, and I feel dumber having done so. What a load of inaccurate, whiny garbage. 

at some point maybe corporate America will realize selling $35-55k cars is difficult if there is no middle class

Um, or maybe they thought your name was Isis. Fuck this dude. As someone who used to work for Starbucks and a brown person who has a name that is frequently mistaken for Isis he seems to be making a mountain out of a mole hill. It’s not like his name was Mohammed and they called him Isis. Aziz is pretty damn close. Isi…

Karbach in Houston’s Christmas ale is called Yule Shoot Your Eye Out

As someone from a family with 3 generations of auto workers including union workers and management (I run a small tech company so I’m not one of them), my personal opinion is that the UAW is more interested in protecting bad employees and enriching themselves than actually protecting wages and benefits for the average…

I’m guessing you also have some strong opinions about which lives matter.

If you can learn, and train yourself to recognize, the difference between “I’m offended because I’m a self-important, moralizing person.” and “I’m offended because you’re minimizing actual harm that has happened to me because we live in an unjust system.” you will have made the first step toward being a better human…

Did you just take a blow to the head? Are you okay, buddy?

One time in elementary school I ate 1 bad apple...........to this day all apples are bad.

Unions are good, the UAW is bad. That was hard.

The door is at the top right of your screen.....looks like an X

Airbnb is the refuse bin of the share economy. Outside of a few small towns and cities that don’t have adequate hotels (looking at you Santa Fe, NM) there is just too much in the way of misleading listings and other technical issues that make the platform seem like it’s eternally in beta mode.

Truck drivers are already expected to watch porn on their smartphones and drive and now you want them to watch another screen at the same time? Even professionals have their limits, sir!

Totally - why bother trying to stop any air pollution unless you stop every single instance of it at once?

I read the NYT article this morning. The thing that jumped out at me was this:

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.

Horrors of the middle-school playground! I couldn’t even hit the slow ones.  

A solid and true assumption!  :-)

Bold assumption of you.