Why can’t the kids just roll a joint?

Not a vaper, so I’m wondering what a “vape app” does?

Don’t worry - this bike will be good for 10-20 minutes at a time. Imagine the riding position.

Because it’s the only way an asshole like you would care that it’s unusable?

Then buy it and punish yourself with the “back seats”.

There’s no way to get humans in a “back seat” in the pictured vehicle without using a wood chipper or really big blender. It may have four doors, but it’s got two seats.

I was recently passing through Portland, Oregon and signs in the concession areas said “we require our vendors to sell at the same price that they charge outside the airport”. I didn’t have time to check it out, but I like that idea. It seems like a very Portland thing to do.

No one could ever forget Gene Simmons’ iconic I Am Indy promo song for the 2007 IndyCar season

I agree with much of what you say, except this:

One one hand, it’ll be a great little “truck” for city dwellers. Small, efficient, well built, etc.

Lucas is a shitty hack, with a few good story ideas.

I think the worst part of flying is hearing how fucking terrible it is.

My knees hurt like hell after sitting for a few hours.

WHY DIDN’T YOU TURN!!!

Did you even read what I wrote?

For a dollar.

Minor error that could be confusing: Penske was one of the founders of Championship Auto Racing Teams (CART), a series that split from IndyCar [this should be USAC]

And the finance/closer guy.

More stars.

Robin Miller, who has been covering American open wheel racing for longer than most Jalopnik readers have been out of diapers, sums it up well.