My guess: performing oral sex on the passenger before the crash started.

This is all true (also an Oregonian), but a log truck can’t stop faster than a SUV.

I know there’s some good salespeople out there. It must really suck to work in an industry that’s hated as much as selling cars, simply because there’s so many shitty working next to you.

Sorry, it didn’t come across as a joke.

Why is there always at least one person who needs to lecture all of us about how to behave in a hotel? Do you really think that you (and only you) have the magic touch to teach all the people who don’t agree with you on exactly how to behave?

I’d rather that that flight than the usual fly for 10 hours, have a 4 hour layover with shitty food and nothing to do, then fly another 10 hours.

Most of your questions can be answered with “well, it depends”.

There’s nothing wrong with this approach, but if I want to travel on a regular basis in an EV, Tesla is the only real option.

And they’ll get it.

Comparing US flights to EU flights is a fucking joke.

Oh FFS, the solution is so simple that F1 will never be able to figure it out.

I’d love to see an F1 race at a good track, in a city I give a shit about.

Don’t worry, all the popup ads, autoplay videos and shitty code of Kinja can kill my browser.

Congratulations on not understanding how the Electoral College works.

It does seem that Harley is damned if they make old bikes, and damned if they make the New Hotness.

The Tesla charging infrastructure is the one huge feature that nobody else has. It won’t matter to everybody who’s buying EVs, but it’s a big deal.

More people lust after crossover SUVs than anything else, but it’s not like Lambo needs to sell a million of these to make money.

Did you miss the part where I said I was running between terminals to catch a flight? I would literally have waited many hours and spent many hundreds of dollars to get my connecting flight if I hadn’t been running.

A GM SB is a very popular swap in yotas of this vintage. Not the trans I’d pick, but for $7,500 this seems like a solid ride that could use some simple (and inexpensive) cleanup work.

Funny thing... just 2 days ago I was sprinting between two terminals to a connecting flight. There was a loooooong ass set of stairs, with an almost empty escalator next to it. I sprinted past two slowly moving people to get there first (they had plenty of room). I was moving fast up the escalator, and when I got to…