You waited this long?

Playing habitually, especially with money you can’t afford is dumb.

If you can fit a middle school kid in the back seat, they are clearly undernourished. I took mine out so I could at least fit a bag of groceries or a duffel bag.

A $100,000 BMW is worth more status points than a used Miata and an $80,000 BMW.

We wanted it to be really light, so we added two more doors and kept the back seat.

Sponsoring a post about men’s anything on Jezebel seems like a marketing fail.

I didn’t know they could be any uglier or less useful than stock.

I solved that problem by not having kids. I am building a 900 sq ft (plus upstairs bedroom & office) great room house, with 2,400 sq ft of shop and garage attached.

Your sarcasm filter is broken. Go the dealer and get it serviced.

And it doubles as a loo!

I have one and love it.

That would be a staggering amount of torque on the side being loaded and hinged. I’m not convinced you’d want to put anything heavy on it - especially if you have to lift the whole things after loading.

No brainer: MG B GT - it has a back seat, and a hatch. Problem solved!

Shitty is the new normal.

Wow. The rest of the US doesn’t have a high opinion of Alabama; this isn’t helping.

That was a sarcastic reply to “how do you roll coal in an e-truck”. I realize it’s not reality.

Perhaps their ties with Ford will allow them to sell you a truck, and have a rental agreement that’s reasonable. Best of both worlds.

What the actual fuck? $9,500 for an ugly, horrendously inefficient, terribly modified & maintained Jeep?

Neutral

Live in a an area without hydroelectric, natural gas or solar power?