Yeah, but he's bi-racial, so it's a great value.

Yeah, but he's bi-racial, so it's a great value.

The barrel of the pistol sliding out another 3 inches, was that really necessary from any standpoint but a phallic one?

The barrel of the pistol sliding out another 3 inches, was that really necessary from any standpoint but a phallic one?

If Liza is wrong, I don't want to be right!

If Liza is wrong, I don't want to be right!

I was going to bring him some water, but he was already dead.

I was going to bring him some water, but he was already dead.

Allowing him to finally "headset" in his performance instead of the usual "phoning" in.

Allowing him to finally "headset" in his performance instead of the usual "phoning" in.

Of all the Tom Clancy games,

Of all the Tom Clancy games,

3 utterly worthless points if you can manage to get Aymanut to call you "Shirley".

3 utterly worthless points if you can manage to get Aymanut to call you "Shirley".

[stands next to @avclub-3a04d36f2c53226d9c27c607cea5e299:disqus , nodding with approval]
I know this hurts, but it hurts less long than the movie would.

[stands next to @avclub-3a04d36f2c53226d9c27c607cea5e299:disqus , nodding with approval]
I know this hurts, but it hurts less long than the movie would.

Well, when masturbating with a cheese grater, one might as well.

Well, when masturbating with a cheese grater, one might as well.

Kilmer quits Rock of Ages, doesn't fit through Doors.

Kilmer quits Rock of Ages, doesn't fit through Doors.