Breaking News: China and India both offer free tuition and free healthcare to their 3 BILLION citizens.

This goes beyond he field, too. Nobody should ever touch officials. They’ve made their choice in life and they have to live with it. They get no human contact at any time in their life, like priests and their vow of chastity. It’s the only way they can remain impartial. And any official who seeks out human contact…

The look on his face when he realizes he’s facing pocket A’s is great. I’ve watched a bit of the WSOP this year and can attest this is this guy’s schtick - and it’s annyoing as fuck.

I mean, yeah they were racist but he was RUDE!

“I looked into the dugout, the Cincinnati dugout, and Bryan Price made no eye contact with me whatsoever and then, after 30 seconds, he finally realized.”

What are those?

Kevin, are saying DC cops have more training than DC cosmetologists? Make your untis equivalent, man!

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

It mentions that it’s A college baseball player, showing a random bar patron a picture of himself with two major leaguers. Sure, there are circumstances where the second guy would know Colabello, but they’re few and far between. My guess: Manny. Any random asshole in any random bar would know who he is, he was a…

Bosa looks like a Pixar character.

She’s XY with an alpha-5-reductase mutation. Only the Y chromosome has the SRY gene to initiate testicular development, which in turn produces testosterone, which is normally converted to dihydrotestosterone by alpha-5-reductase. Dihydrotestosterone is responsible for external differentiation, and male babies born…

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I perceived it as deliberate provocation

Yes, I believe the first one opened on August 6, 1945

This take has convinced me that Texas should just shit or get off the pot. Secede please, because you ain’t no Southern state with this awful BBQ take.

Folded over white bread sandwich filled with BBQ brisket, pickles, onions, and extra BBQ sauce. All y’all northerners can go fuck yourselves.

It’s criminal that the embedded video didn’t include the slow-motion replay.

Guys, it’s here. The day golf started becoming cool

Tampa Bay is not a city.

Agree. His mom has probably forgotten more about basketball than we’ll ever know.