Aaah. I remember my first job. I learned how to operate and maintain a deep fat fryer at a burger joint. Then I was forced to work for no pay for the rest of my life and my children were subsequently forced to work for free as were all their offspring. Aah yes, the glorious benefits of that fryer training. I look…

“Eat the banana from the dancer’s vagina!”

“LIZZO hounded her employees to catch dildos ejected from performers’ vaginas. LIZZO cheered loudly to motivate employees to eat bananas protruding from performers’ vaginas.”

LIZZO hounded her employees to catch dildos ejected from performers’ vaginas. LIZZO cheered loudly to motivate employees to eat bananas protruding from performers’ vaginas.

Seriously...WHY IS IT STROBING LIKE THAT?! I don’t have seizure issues (Though I have a sibling who does) but I still get intense migraines and I’d last 10 seconds if I lived in that building.

The absolute poster child of the Fuck you, I got mine American “exceptionalism” set.

Oh, Caitlin. Always making herself the poster child for “Equality, but just for me!”

Dems should just consider fighting of any kind. The usual strategy is to form a bipartisan exploratory committee to give an official federal shrug and then only speak of it in the hushed tones of a flood of 37 point boldfaced red type fundraising email headlines. 

So, Elon couldn’t keep it up? Figures.

As someone who voted for her specifically, due to the reputation of the Cothams in Charlotte, I will not be voting for her or her Mother again.  She is a traitor and if we had a way to recall her I would be all for it.

X marks the douchebag.

How old are you? That sentiment, or some form of it, has been around forever.

Talk about burying the lede. You describe the sign as “disastrous,” “enormous,” “blinding,” and a “brightly lit [sic] eyesore,” but you didn’t mention that it was FLASHING. That’s a whole other level of nope.

“This quick and easy HACK that despots don’t want you to know!”

Except she wasn’t some rando who put a (D) next to her name. She’d been in politics as an abortion rights Democrat for almost a decade. There was no reason folks would think she developed some weird victimhood mentality based on people not praising her enough (it probably started in 2016 when she didn’t win her run…

It’s ridiculous to me that someone gets to keep their seat if they switch parties. It should result in immediate ejection and a special election.

This really seems like something that should be illegal. 

Republicans have no policies or strategies that are popular with the general population. They have given up trying to appeal to the majority. The only plan is to cheat their way into office by any means necessary. 

Said it before and I’ll say it again, switching parties post-election should immediately trigger a special election. Joining and caucusing with a party whose values run counter to those you ran on is a slap in the face to the people who got you into office, and they ought to have a chance to select someone new if…

I plan on living long enough to see movies and documentaries about how shitty these conservatives are. This type of stunt is particularly low life. She lied to every single person that voted for her, contributed money to her and supported her. She deserves every frivolous lawsuit and house egging she gets.