Waah, both sides. A random person on the Internet said something rude about McConnell, which is just as bad as all of the material harm he’s caused. Waah.

Take him out back, wiggle the rabbit ears, clonk him on the head a few times, and Mitch is back! See everyone? The gerontocracy works just fine.

As someone who has a couple of seizure disorders running in my family: I hope his brain is swiss cheese.

Given how not freaked out his staff and colleagues were, wouldn’t be surprised if this is not a first/one-off occurrence — just the first one captured on camera.

From your lips to Mitch and Clarence Thomas’ cerebellar veins.  

Stroke out you motherfucker.

Someone clearly destroyed one of his horcruxes.

Correlation does not equal causation.

If it was the job, female cops and female military would also be abusing their partners at increased rates but they’re not so that leads me to conclude you’re an idiot apologist for bad men and misogynistic abuse. 

It is thankless.

“We bag on cops for beating up their wives, but we want these same people to defend the public in the event of danger. I have no solutions, ”

I’d probably believe some version of that if he hadn’t shot himself in the head. There are a lot safer areas to shoot yourself if your intent is just to injure.

Fair, but lots of people work stressful, demoralizing jobs and don’t murder citizens or spouses.

As the song lyrics say...

So he tried to strangle his wife in public in front of literally thousands of cops and there are no eyewitnesses? The cops came to check on them, then just left? He called his campaign manager about strangling his wife? And this all happened at a police convention? This single story ticks almost every box on the list…

sigh. police are great at killing everyone but themselves i guess 

Yes, and there are also trans men who can and do become pregnant.

Oh, so you’re writing clichés AND those worthless fucking asshats are writing national policy. Got it.

I’m not sure it’s helpful to list all the possible people who can be pregnant, because then it becomes so easy to exclude someone. After all, your choice of language excludes another very large group of pregnant people who very much need access to abortion but who are explicitly targeted right now: pregnant girls. The…

quite a missed opportunity with all of them in one place...