Here’s basically the same thing, in Mario form.

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Probably about 60% of NBA conversations between me and my friend.

1) Joke about WNBA being unpopular
2) Joke about how there are so many ESPNs
3) Joke is an overused reference to a movie from more than five years ago

Congrats, you are now a drive-time sports radio host. Please pick up your bottle of spray tanner and wrap-around sunglasses at the front desk.

I’d argue Rep. Steve King from Iowa making a case for white supremacy on national news matters, what with the normalization of overt racism and all. (Technically this occurred off the convention stage, but I’d still consider it news from the convention.)

Old man yells at cloud...based gaming.

No one in this story got shot, eaten by an alligator, or busted for methamphetamine distribution, so I fail to see how this is the quintessential Florida story.

Hm... that’s a questionable remark...

She needs to go sit in a coffee shop and be judging people on listening to mainstream music.

I don’t get it, how can a person be ou—

Yeah, he was a mixed bag. On the one hand, sports. On the other hand, SYSTEMIC FUCKING RAPE.

“exceptional care for student and their well being” as long as those students are male athletes and not slutty slutty women.

I’m sure that being approached in a lovey way by Ozzy is akin to having the girl from The Ring crawling towards you.

You turn into a real d-bag when you’re hungry. Have a Snickers.

A question. Doesn’t the code talks about political PARTISAN activities? BLM is not a partisan political activity. It’s social activism but not partisan political activity.

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

You equating BLM with Nazism says all there is to know about you.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

It looks like a box of McDonald’s french fries.

"Bro, you think THAT'S a story? I got a story that's way better, except it is about me and doesn't involve anyone famous."