Also, I’m a Knicks fan, so don’t even think you can hurt me.

Fucking Magnetons, how do they work?

T&C is an underrated NES classic.

LOL 90's Rap Legend, Snow....

I think you mean Menudo (the soup, not the band). Pozole is usually made with chicken or pork (mostly shoulder and neck bone) and by the way Menudo (the soup, not the band) is fucking delicious.

I know it’s already late for this, but, in order to stay in line with the events and the Tequila-induced hangover, may I suggest a typical mexican cure for the gangover:

Nah.

The problem is less that your opinion is bad and more that you felt the need to share it.

What a crazy game and a crazy series. Started and ended with last-second heroics by LA.

Minnesota is obviously heartbroken, but they can take solace in the fact that at least they didn’t blow a 3-1 series lead with the unanimous choice for MVP on their team.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

God bless the people that make these things

You get a star, and that’s it.

“Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.”

Raise your hand if you read that character’s dialogue in Mr. Poopy Butthole’s voice.

may have*

Probably about 60% of NBA conversations between me and my friend.

1) Joke about WNBA being unpopular
2) Joke about how there are so many ESPNs
3) Joke is an overused reference to a movie from more than five years ago

Congrats, you are now a drive-time sports radio host. Please pick up your bottle of spray tanner and wrap-around sunglasses at the front desk.

I’d argue Rep. Steve King from Iowa making a case for white supremacy on national news matters, what with the normalization of overt racism and all. (Technically this occurred off the convention stage, but I’d still consider it news from the convention.)

Old man yells at cloud...based gaming.

"Bro, you think THAT'S a story? I got a story that's way better, except it is about me and doesn't involve anyone famous."