Enrique needs auto-tune? Before or after the mole removal? I ask because I think the mole gave him special powers.

and Betty White.

Her and I share a dream of driving with an open bottle of vodka in a Rolls Royce in Beverly Hills without being bothered about it by mean people, so I feel ya.

This is the third article in a row *today* that’s had pretty ridiculous typos.

Lose. “Lose” rhymes with “booze.” “Loose” rhymes with “goose.”

My boyfriend made a disturbing observation recently: If he starts a war sometime within the next four years, it basically guarantees him a second term. Wartime presidents are always more popular.

“I guess [they] didn’t want to maybe get a non-white writer to tackle this one!”

FANTA HITLER!!!!! <3

Nixon was evil but he wasn’t ignorant.
W was ignorant but he wasn’t evil.
The incoming combo is #unpresidented

Cheeto Mussolini could be owned by a paper bag. I swear if you slipped one lightly over his head (physically impossible because of the pompadour and the Hutt neck, but bear with me here) and just left him on his own he’d starve to death.

accesscode has been using this as an opportunity to demonstrate her withitness despite her whiteness. A well-to-do entertainer reaching out to another well-to-do entertainer privately to get some honest feedback on some public complaints is hardly a micro-aggression... but accesscode needs us to see her as more…

Okay, consider the events from Tilda Swinton’s perspective....

Christ you’re dense and not nearly as smart as you think you are. Must be nice sitting atop your pillar of performative outrage while ignoring any and all nuance to this goofy as fuck story.

Nobody gives a fuck what you think is or isn’t OK. Margaret Cho is not a random Asian person, she has put herself at the center of this issue, which is why Tilda Swinton sought her out.

I think the issue has to do with personal experiences and opinions. Like, I know what I know and feel the way I feel about America and race and representation specifically because I’ve had eye-opening conversations with people from other cultures and races and religions that have taught me so much and changed the way…

Major props to Tilda for releasing the conversation too.

The only way to handle thirsty people.

Cho has made herself one of the main voices of this debate and was publicly criticizing the movie and Swinton. If someone does that, they can’t then claim that if someone wants to talk about it with them that they are being turned to as the only Asian in the room. She has set herself up as an expert on this issue for…