We’re about to have a conspiracy theorist running around in the White House.

I’m not sure how I feel about this one. Part of me feels like it’s an effort to put the onus on teachers, students, and parents to stop gun violence instead of advocating for stricter gun control laws—which would ACTUALLY FUCKING REDUCE GUN VIOLENCE. Maybe I’m reading this wrong but I saw the video a few days ago and…

You know....I don’t think I love this. Who is this aimed toward — teachers? Do we think teachers don’t try to intervene with troubled kids? Students? There were students interacting with this kid, and anyway, asking students to police the behavior of “creepy loner weirdos” is how you get bullying. (And I mean, say you…

No he wasn’t. St Nicholas came from what is modern-day Turkey. Moors came from North Africa. Not the same thing at all.

It’s Moops

Dorian’s description of shade is what Kara keeps using for illustration purposes ad nauseum.

Heh, “needle in a haystack” at the Santa convention.

Santa can’t be black, because he’d stand out easily against the snow and quickly be eaten by polar bears. White Santa has natural camouflage and has therefore survived lo these many centuries. I’m not racist; this is just basic science.

It’s a picture of him posing with his wax mannequin self. Take it down a notch.

Can we just preemptively add JK to the end of all official communications coming out of the Trump White House?

I think this is the universe telling me it is time to try meth.

Perhaps that’s because “Her Honour” continues to rely only on a decidedly nebulous quote from a dead drag queen to illustrate shade.

I’ve retired shade altogether in favor of George Carlin style berating. It’s more fun, and you give fewer shits.

Wow, I had no idea about the sexual harassment stuff. He absolutely should be asked about it in interviews, and more thinkpieces should be written about it. He should get the full Nate Parker treatment. Parker deserved it, and so does Affleck.

Mr. Finger up where?

Yeah, the thing is I have a hard time taking this “Dylan doesn’t play by your RULES” thing seriously when he’s also endorsed Apple, Victoria’s Secret, and Cadillac, among others. I don’t think this is due to any particular stance over the Nobel prize and it would be a mistake to attribute it to that. I think he’s just…

Sounds like a company Tom Haverford came up with

Stupid hat? Check.

Still better than the billion names that rhyme with Aiden we’ve been getting for the past 20 years.