what can i say? i’m the world’s worst optimist!

as of this very moment, i think president circus peanut intends to fuck at least 64,469,963 of us from the oval office.

Has it occurred to her that it might help if her own husband stopped making fun of the disabled?

I’m not eating anything coworkers cook ever. People are passive aggressive, who knows what’s in there. NOPE.

Honestly I’ve done a couple of those and they are fun, but I HATE FORCED WORK FUN MORE THAN ANYTHINGGG.

POPE SAYS NOPE TO FUNBAG EPISTLE

My department just sent out our holiday party invite one week in advance (strike one) for a potluck (strike two) at 12:30 pm (strike three) on a Wednesday (you’re soooo out). Who is going to go to that? No one, that’s who. What even is that? That’s just being forced to bring extra pack lunch for your coworkers on a…

#mandatoryfuntime

Lucy Worsley tweeted that The Sun reported this as:

Our office party is on a Tuesday. :/

Nah. Mike Pence is too evil-smart to be Roderigo.

My Othello-Headcannon is.

Pence = Iago
Trump = Roderigo

Everybody cared about Henry VIII’s boner. His boner created the Church of England.

Wonder if that was the real origin of the “duck, duck, GOOSE!” game.

Ye olde sweater poppets.

I don’t get the Kathy Griffin hate on here. She’s basically the staff at Jezebel if the staff at Jezebel attended events with A-listers.

I’m still okay with it b/c Leo sucks. Evens out.

Water is essence of wetness .

Now that you’ve introduced us and we’ve fallen in love, I give her two weeks because 2016 fucking hates us.

(hint - hijab has nothing to do with women’s bodies being “intrinsically immodest”)

Can we stop? So fucking what?