For such a large space this is making me feel clausterphobic.

I think he should just give it up and go for a tremendously classy Louis Vuitton track suit a la Maury Ballstein. I mean, look at it! It oozes class, wealth and comfort.

Is that the same room as the family portrait with the stuffed lion? because wow, all of the proportions are wrong. The ceiling is way too low for that broke-baroque crap. Those columns look like his fingers — short and girthy.

Interior decorator: “Like Versailles, Mr. Trump?”
Trump: “Yes you imbecile, like that castle in....Bavaria..the one on the yuuge hill.”
Interior decorator: “.... (silence)...Where should the gold and marble go, Mr. Trump?”
Trump: “Let me put it this way, If I can find even one inch in my penthouse that isn’t covered in…

I’m sure he does. But he’s also a narcissistic ass who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, and knows better than anyone else how to do absolutely everybody. So he’s the kind of guy who would disregard the advice of a tailor because he knows what he likes, and what looks good on him. It’s like my mom has a…

This is why I laughed when he said he took Nancy O’Dell furniture shopping. Can you imagine that nightmare?

It does. More here if you dare.

Indeed. You know he is cheap. Do you think that is real marble or he had someone in and paint it faux marble and then stiff him on the bill?

It looks like an Italian pimp threw up.

Melania can wear the FUCK out of a suit though.

True. I’m fat and I certainly look hella fly in properly fitting, quality clothing. And there is almost no size of man who can’t look good in a well-made suit.

Because tailors also like to get paid for the work they do.

A haircut and a different suit for sure

He ties his ties way too long. Sad!

Look. You had me at “legendary Savile Row tailor Edward Sexton,” but let this American lady put it bluntly in a way the fine English gentleman Mr. Sebag-Montefiore will not: Donald Trump is a cheap, fugly bastard.

“Trump’s just an idiot with no sense of aesthetics”

Well for one thing, it’s hard to find fire retardant material that hangs properly. Then there’s covering up the cloven hooves/wings/horns, etc. You ain’t hiding all that unless you’ve got a tailor on permanent staff.

THANK YOU! Isn’t running for President basically a job interview? Isn’t the #1 rule of prepping for an interview “take a shower, comb your hair, and put on clean and well-fitting clothes?” He wouldn’t get hired at the Brook’s Brother’s at the mall.