It’s actually a procedure that transforms your vagina into a laser, which can then wreak havoc on your ex-boyfriends and any perv that looks sideways at you on the subway.

Vagina Lasering is my drag name.

You wonder if the caliber of horrors Hitler inflicted would have been less without the meth. Amphetamines really don’t tend to bring out the empathy in a person.

Yep. Dude was tweaking balls. Either coke or Adderall.

I think Trump may have gone to the wrong doctor...

I think he was getting his ass kicked by a woman and couldn’t fucking handle it. She mopped the floor with his orange head.

They look much less bad than I was anticipating from the pic before the click through.

Because the Kardashian family only identifies with wealth; not race, color, religion or creed.

She’s...let’s say, very frugal with her money. But she’s also in mental health field, and like, you can’t have government programs to help people without the tax revenue to pay for them!

YOUR CHILDREN ARE BLACK, YOU BEAUTIFUL MORON! How are you going to vote for someone endorsed by the literal KKK?

I’m pretty sure that if it came down between Hitler and Hillary, Caitlyn would choose Hitler. That’s how far her head is buried in the sand. Absolutely no fucks given for anyone but herself.

Seriously. I have no tolerance for people who are willfully blind to the way their privilege shields them from the effects of the terrible, cruel ideas they support.

Trans people deserve a much better mainstream spokesperson.

Since my best friend moved up in tax brackets with her current job, she was flirting with the whole fiscal conservative/social liberal thing. All of us basically told her to stop being an asshole and she snapped out of it.

I came here to say just that. She is a fucking ignorant dipshit whose wealth makes all the difference in the world. I can’t get into this. After the second season of watching Caitlyn, she is no fucking ally.

Does it rhyme with schmaxes?

Caitlyn Jenner can go fuck herself.