For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Doctor: So what’s the name Cam?

1. Drink as much free booze as you can

A handgun? Greg Hardy keeps more than that in his ottoman

Like most things delivered by Dan Haren, these tweets were completely out of left field.

HEISMAN!

Because only like 6 people would get it.

#latergram

The real question is what Deadspin reader sent in this tip and is trying to find some soap watching buddies. Or as he probably hopes to refer to them ‘My Story Bros’

God that made me want to kill myself.

“Definitely not the 7, bro”.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

“Blow the whistle! Blow the whistle!”

Ah, if only the children of the Middle East had skis.

John Mara, what are you doing on Kinja?

Are you sure that’s not an old photo?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/69499… Is Cam the worst draft pick ever?

I was a Beckham fan before this game, even with his chippiness and little cheap shots in the past. Now I hope they throw him out of the league. I haven’t seen a bigger asshole since Mark Gastineau.

Kanter is Muslim; maybe he was trying to injure innocent Americans in the stands.