I hate AVClub’s misleading clickbait titles.

As a Hipster, after the snow plow passed I would get down off my Penny-Farthing and walk home.

Remington HC4250 Shortcut Pro Self-Haircut Kit

Remington HC4250 Shortcut Pro Self-Haircut Kit

Luckily there is no possible way for this feature to be abused.

Yeah, it’s a pretty tired take. Their conception of Midwest cooking seems to be stuck in the 1950s. I’ve spent my entire life, more or less, in the Midwest, and what they describe isn’t like anything I’ve ever seen. I have been to many a church festival, and never once have I been served anything suspended in aspic or…

“How will I ever survive the meaty jell-o salads and cream of mushroom soups of the Midwest? Will I ever taste the transcendent aspic at Bistro Pierre Lapin again? Or a hearty velouté de champignons? Alas—such finery can only be found in New York...”

Sorry, but every single article ripping on Midwest food sounds horribly pretentious. Every single one. 

(Whispers) But Dr. Frankenstein was the monster. His creation was merely a Creature.

.. but I think you both mean Frankenstein’s monster’s ass ...

If a single piece of food was acquired from outside the car or if anyone peed outside the vehicle, there’s room for improvement. Seems like the pinnacle would be having some of those support people waiting at the pumps to fill your tank asap. Those pit stops COMPLETELY DESTROY YOUR PACE PLEASE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR…

God may forgive him, but the justice system of these United States of America will be sending him to hell.

Poor Todd. The Bridge to Nowhere was inside of their hearts, all along.

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

Bruce, you’re out of here!

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

O Brother, WAR Art Thou?

I Know Why the Caged Bird Flings

The Invicta Pro Diver automatic. Automatic Japanese movement means no battery. I am very hard on my watches. I wear them every day. I only take them off to shower and to clean them. These just keep on ticking. The whole line looks much more expensive than it is. All can be had for ~$100

The Invicta Pro Diver automatic. Automatic Japanese movement means no battery. I am very hard on my watches. I wear…

The something something about the Linn Cover Viaduct is that building the road on the side of the hill with traditional methods would have destroyed part of the mountain. The solution was to build the viaduct, which stands on a number of pillars so the roadbed hugs the mountain around the curve, but does not touch it.…