idk about you guys but I’m long on $PORSH

For those who are confused how Porsche can own Volkswagen, who owns Porsche and Volkswagen, remember: it’s German, their corporations are just as complex as their cars. The corporate structure is sort of like this:

You’ve captured the Zeitgeist.

Step 1 - Spin off Porsche

Make the CRZ the car we all thought it would / should be

Lotus Elise/Exige. 

Your move, BMW.

I’ll let Georgia know.

“Oh Cock” and “No Cock”, obviously.

Good Buy! We love our Odyssey

Yup. Call me a commie all day long if you like, but in a country as rich as this one every single person should have access to the basic necessities of life. That means food, water, shelter, education, healthcare, and mobility. Doesn’t have to be fancy, but nobody should be hungry, thirsty, homeless, ignorant, sick,…

I got in at $83 / share. I’ve already sold enough to triple my initial investment (back when it was only $200/share).  I am a true believer.

The rest I’m keeping for the long term.  I mean...long term.  I like being part of the story and I want to see where it goes.

Well that’s disappointing. I was hoping to learn that there’s actually only one red Genesis G70, that exists in ‘folded’ non-Euclidean space so it appears to be in multiple places.

A true Jalop reader would say “TELL HIM TO BUY A BROWN MANUAL MIATA WAGON IT’S THE ONLY WAY I CAN CLIMAX NOW”

Weekend trip: 2 adults + 1 baby in convertible seat, luggage for 2.5, bike baby seat, bike hitch with 2 bikes, 37 mpg 80% Hwy. 11 years old and still chugging.

now you’ve done it. Torch is going to have to do an article about crab gear knobs now.

Hello Jason, one of your Brazilian readers here.

Your Photoshop did a weird thing where it left on a bunch of extra doors. Here you go: