Call me when Bighead’s kickass incubator house with the twice-moved swimming pool is on AirBnB.

Think about little kids, who are basically tiny drunks. They do things we think are stupid all day long.

I am insulted.

It’s battery, not assault. Given the lack of actual physical trauma, there are financial remedies to such things.

If money wasn’t an object, I still wouldn’t buy a G-wagen.

And that kind of envy and petty jealousy is why I’d like to squeeze between those two poseurs with this one:

This happened when I clicked the link wanting to see the plates. Did the sale of Gawker Media meant you guys got combined with Jalopnik Australia?

but, twice a month, you and the car have to show up to a remote garage where, in front of the whole club, you must disrobe, sit in the car, and pleasure yourself to, um, the end.

No worries, he’s got a back up plan.

they do. its called math.

Got mine 2 days ago to tow an S2000 around. Thanks for the comprehensive vote of confidence!

Think you gave me an idea for the next Jalopnik poll: What’s the best factory exhaust system?

I was there. Hearing her husband say, on the phone to the insurance company, “yeah my wife hit a Ferrari" was one of the most gut-wrenching moments of empathy I've ever experienced. I wanted to give the guy a hug.

Splooooooge...

the euro ones are works of genius:

But really Top Gear has been in Simpsons for years.

Lamborghinis aren’t just used to cart around asses, I guess I was wrong.

oh goddamnit.. just because i suggested it in stefs article doesnt mean you should do it...

I’m honored to be in the presence of such... unique individuals.